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My name's Harry Potter and I attended Hogwarts when I was young.
I love riding on brooms and going swish! in the midair. Life has always been a huge roller coaster ride for me and now I'm really getting tired of it. I just wanna put everything down and let go.
Music

Your music code here! =)

please don't go away
Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Thanks ....
*smile*
1:20 PM

Monday, February 12, 2007

Define happinesssss~~~~
=(
12:47 AM


WOMEN'S SELF DESCRIPTION

40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Athletic - No tits

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

Free spirit - Junkie

Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person

Fun - Annoying

New Age - Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate - Sloppy drunk

Professional - Bitch

Voluptuous - Very Fat

Large frame - Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate - Stalker


WOMEN'S LANGUAGE:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S LANGUAGE

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay



And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
12:24 AM

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Miss Serene & her 21st bday!!

*Happy 21st*

*Pic of the grp*

*Well wishes*

*Happy 3 frens*

*The guys & their marshmellow*

*Wassup....*

*The ballow "blower"...*

=)

*Felix, Hiday, Andrina, Ethel & meeee...*

A lil of Wild Wild Wet on the last day!!

~~~~Happy 21st~~~~
(25th Jan 07)
1:48 AM

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